Why not crack?

I don’t know what the fuck is going on anymore. You think you've got life figured up and then you self sabotage your life and end up questioning everything. Ah well, we spend most of our lives in jobs we hate. At the end of the day, at least I have the freedom to crack jokes poking fun at everything under the sun from fascist feminists to Big Issue whores. When you realise life is what you make it, it just makes life twice as hard to deal with.